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61: Call me 42 WSU student wants last name to go by the number\\
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63: By Doug Mattson \\
64: Winona Daily News \\
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67: A Winona State University computer science student is going digital in more ways
68: than one.
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71: Before starting his new software programming job in Silicon Valley this summer,
72: Geoff Busker hopes to legally become Geoff Fortytwo.
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75: No hyphen, no decimal and no, he's not kidding.
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78: "I can definitely see the humor in it, but I think it's humorous and cool,"
79: he says. "It's a name that I wouldn't mind being teased about because it
80: obviously doesn't have any standard pattern.
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82:
83: "Most last names are just there, they have no meaning to them."
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86: In the dictionary, busker means street performer, but for the future Mr.
87: Fortytwo it was just too ... pedestrian.
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90: For the past several months, Busker has wanted something steeped in science,
91: just like he is. He considered Einstein, Newton, even Supernova.
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94: Then he though about some of his favorite science fiction, "The Hitchhiker's
95: Guide to the Galaxy," by Douglas Adams, a humorous take on the meaning of
96: life that prompted a cult following and four follow-up novels. Busker expounds
97: on the series on his web page (fortytwo.ecstaticfuturist.com).
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100: Readers learn that 42 is "the answer to the ultimate question of life in
101: the universe and everything," explains Busker, who's read all five books at
102: least twice. "They had the answer, 42, but they had no idea what the
103: question was."
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105:
106: Then, five minutes shy of learning the answer, Earth blows up.
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109: "After long consideration, Fortytwo just seems to hit that sweet spot,"
110: Busker says. "It just feels right."
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113: The change will mean getting a new birth certificate, driver's license, credit
114: cards, paying a $132 application fee and appearing in Winona County District
115: Court next month. He formally applied for the change last week.
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118: It's also meant telling his parents.
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121: "I told them, 'This is not rebellion. I'm not doing it to get away from you
122: guys or anything,' " Busker says. "I'm just doing this because I
123: really just don't like having a name that means street performer. That just isn't
124: appealing to me.
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126:
127: "When I came up with Fortytwo, that was appealing enough to change, and
128: they said no problem."
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131: David and Jean Busker of Ripon, Wis., have been accepting before. Father is a
132: Methodist pastor, while his son espouses atheism; mother is a social worker,
133: while her son embraces libertarianism.
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136: Wearing a T-shirt showing a silkscreened circuit board, the 22-year-old Busker
137: fidgets in his cramped but organized apartment on the edge of campus.
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140: The walls are lined with shelves of computer texts, science fiction books, a
141: keychain collection, sheets of computing codes, canned soup, sugared cereals and
142: two maps of Silicon Valley.
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145: He offers mini-marshmallows and points to Mountain View, Calif., where he'll
146: start working for Intel after graduating in late May with degrees in computer
147: science and physics.
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150: Busker's approach to changing his name was almost scientific. He pulls out his
151: Palm Pilot, a miniature computer screen holstered to his belt.
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154: It can be uploaded and downloaded and contains addresses, appointments, a memo
155: pad, his school transcripts, resume, computer passwords and the "prerequisites"
156: for his new name.
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159: "I wanted the first letter to be early in the alphabet," he says. "I
160: didn't want it to have been used by any human, alive or dead, I preferred that
161: it be less than 10 letters and I wanted it to be spelled exactly like it sounds."
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164: Busker can only guess that Fortytwo hasn't been used before. He said Romans
165: named their children with numerals, referring to Octavius VIII, "so it's
166: possible that somewhere along the line someone had 42 kids and named somebody 42,
167: but the odds are unlikely."
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170: Busker wanted the actual digits 4-2 but, knowing computers like he does, figured
171: it would throw off the main frames at IRS and DMV that aren't used to used to
172: numbers where letters usually are.
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175: No matter what, though, the first name stays.
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178: "There's just some sort of weird, emotional attachment that I sort of have
179: for my first name," he says. "I never got used to my last name, but my
180: first name, the way it's spelled, it just looks so nice. It's obviously a
181: totally subjective thing, and I'm sure a lot of people should be able to relate
182: to that."\\
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185: Longterm, Busker can see sharing his new last name, forming a sum of 84.\\
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188: "I'm not involved at all right now, but I'm hoping that someday, when I do \\
189: get married, that she will want to take the name Fortytwo," he says. "I'm \\
190: hoping for that."\\
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