History is just Halloween where everyone is totally serious.

My Halloween costumes:
2013: Thor
2012: Yoda
2011: Handy Smurf
2010: Homer Simpson
2009: iPass Gnome
2008: Alarm Clock
2007: Super Monkey Ball
2006: Q*Bert
2005: Burger Time chef plus hot dog
2004: Centipede
2003: Pac-Man and Red Ghost